Top 10 Signs of the End Times

TOP TEN SIGNS OF THE END TIMES
by
Ben McGinnes

A list of the top ten signs of the End Times, in reverse order:

10)    Sam Newman will date someone his own age or older
9)    Bill Clinton will quit smoking
8)    Pauline Hanson will be Prime Minister (or President) of Australia
7)    A British Royal heir will be named John
6)    People will stop using IRC as a cheap pick up place
5)    A Jewish and Islamic army will fight together against a common (non-extraterrestrial) foe
4)    More women than men will qualify for the Social Darwinism Awards
3)    The Goths of the world will finally accept responsibility for the Fall of Rome
2)    Manipulation of pollution to create more interesting sunsets generally accepted as a legitimate art form
1)    Eric Cartman will be President of the United States of America

Thanks do go to Priestess/Zuleika and Vampirica for their time as sounding boards.

Thursday October 8th, 1998

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